Springy Mistletoe Costume Headpiece

Ever wanted to see just how many kisses you could get from different people in one day? We’ve often asked ourselves the exact same question and have always been worried that we were the only ones curious about it. We’ve been secretly trying to figure out the best way to maximize our numbers through careful theories and discussions. One guy asked why we do this instead of getting any real work done. We promptly told this person that this was real work. You get it, right?

We believe that we have found the perfect solution! During Christmas time the use of mistletoe is everywhere for receiving kisses from people. Usually it’s only hanging in one spot though. When people aren’t there, then the mistletoe is rendered powerless! We have thus invented the portable mistletoe hat so you can bring the romantic plant to the people. With this being said, we wish you good day, and good luck.